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Burrrrrr!

At 5:00 am on Sunday Jan. 11 the temp outside was around 7 degrees unfortunatley at 6:00 am ,when we all got on the bus to travel to Lewistown, Pa for a concert, inside the bus was a chilly 37 degrees. The heat pump on the bus didn't seem  to be able to keep up with the cold outside. It got to be funny after we had traveled for an hour and  we could still see our breathe when we talked.  We were at a whopping 41 degrees when we got to the church.

After a fun concert at The Lewistown Bethel AME church, the kids went out to change and actually said it was to warm on the bus. 

On the trip home we where having a good laugh about the first trip we took in the old motorhome. Before we had traveled 5 miles the whole piece around the back window fell off and later down the road the refrigerater door fell off and rolled back the hall.  

Just another normal weekend with the Family.

Bulletin Board from The Little White Church in Conklin, NY

This gave us quite a laugh and we wanted you to be able to read it!

In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green ,yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.

Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben And Jerry's Ice Cream and krispy Creme Donuts, And Satan said, "you want chocolate with that?"And Man said,"Yes!"and woman said,"and as long as you're at it ,add sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled.

And God created the healthful yogurt, that woman might keep the figure that man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat and Sugar from the cane and combine them. And Woman went from size 6 to size 14.

So God said," Try my fresh green salad." And satan presented Thousand Island dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.

God then said," I have sent you heart healthy vegatables and olive oil in which to cook them." And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and Chicken fried steak so big it needs it's own platter. And Man gained more weight and his cholesterol went through the roof. God then created a light, fluffy cake , and named it "Angel Food Cake," and said,"it is good." And satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food."

God then brought forth running shoes so that his children might lose those extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so man would not have to toil changing channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering blue light and gained pounds.

Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep fried them. And Man gained pounds.

God then gave man lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald's and it's 99-cent double cheeseburger. Then said, "you want fries with that?"And man replied, "Yes! and super size them!" And Satan said, " It is good, "And Man went into cardiac arrest.

God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.

Then Satan created HMO's.